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A lighthearted moment on a not-so-cheery night.  I apologise in advance for my appalling sense of humour but who knows?  There probably IS a reader out there who’d appreciate these products!
NB: You have to read it from the bottom up – it’s in time sequence from the most recent back.

Pearls of Wisdom

I’m a ‘collector’ of great language moments.  I love those quirky things that people say now and then that are right out of left field.  Here’s a few I’ve collected over the last few swings:

(in relation to fly out day) “It’s ‘pussy’ day today!”
(in relation to the freakish bumps in the lawn bowls pitch) “Lucky [...]